Monday, September 18

completely disjointed thoughts on turning 34 tomorrow

Five different people came up to me in the last year and asked me if I was 27, so for all of you, I'm turning 28.

So what if I only have sex like once a year now (whatever).

Menstruation still sucks after all this time.

While thinking of life accomplishments, I came up with the phrase, "battling inertia since 1972." I guess that's pretty major.

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