Question of the Week

Random question asked while walking home at approximately 9:30 pm last night: "Donde Internets?"

Although she was probably looking for an internet cafe, and there are none that I know of in my neghborhood, it sounded somewhat existential. I shook my head, and said "no internet cafes." She thanked me and was on her way.

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